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To battle they ride on their ponies of girth,
With bags full of pastries and hearts full of mirth.
You may not believe it, but really, it's true:
These are the famed baking knights of Cashew.

Shetland Pony Stock 1 by Meta-Stock

Their rolling pins fair were of strong, solid yew,
And they wielded them justly, and awesomely, too.
Their saddlebags bulged with the finest of bread,
Though some of them carried fresh cookies instead.

Cookie Necklace #2 by PetitPlat

For when it was peacetime--no war to be had--
They returned to their real trade, and the kingdom was glad,
For not just protectors, but bakers were they,
Making cupcakes and bread loaves and quiches all day.

Emote Baker by Web5teR

Coat of arms? A croissant, with two skillets below--
Not terribly scary or epic, I know,
But they liked it still, and who are we to argue
With the flour-flecked, kind baking knights of Cashew?

Happy breakfast - Croissant I by Elaiss-in-iceland

So to battle they went, and though their courage was true
The fight proved too much for the knights of Cashew.
So to clear up bad moods and misfortune divert,
They invited their foes for a nice big dessert.

Rainbow Cake. by hanaski

Pure silliness. I'm not even sorry.

the record, I find it ridiculous that I can't submit this to the lit galleries. Can't there at least be a category for illustrated stories? DA's missing a huge opportunity to help the lit community and the visual art community interact! :grump:
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:iconkiosma-0-0:
KIOSMA-0-0 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012   Writer
/sob
I want that rainbow cake....
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
ME TOO.
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IrrevocableFate Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012   Writer
:lol: Oh my gosh, now I want cookies.
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
:cookie: Cookies are one of the finer points of life. :heart:
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:iconirrevocablefate:
IrrevocableFate Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012   Writer
:iconcookie-plz:

They are. ♥
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ColoringTheRain Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Teehee this just made my day it's so adorable
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
Hahaha, I'm glad ^^
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:iconsammur-amat:
Sammur-amat Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012   General Artist
:lmao:
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
XD
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:iconsammur-amat:
Sammur-amat Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012   General Artist
:giggle:
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tisserande-d-encre Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Student Writer
Oh my, this is glorious XD
I love it.
If you find yourself rambling again, you should expand this one :giggle:

It's awesome! Dizzyness on every word! :la:
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
Bahaha, thank you Romy. XD I got my Seuss on, I guess. :P
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tisserande-d-encre Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Student Writer
:happybounce:
Yay for that! ^^
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:iconelaiss-in-iceland:
Elaiss-in-iceland Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hi! Thank you for the featuring and your nice peom. I'm french and so I'm not sure to be enough qualified to understand all your words, but I find it's nice!
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
You're welcome! :heart:
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palaeorigamipete Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Must. have. these. :drool:
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
I know, right? Breeeead. <3
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palaeorigamipete Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yeaaaaaaahhhhh =D
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0hgravity Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
O_O can I... eat this? -tentatively licks screen- :(

you in a rhyming mood, eh? and hungry apparently.

this was fun :) procrastinating on da is too often a serious endeavor.

you should let da know of this oversight in the lit gallery submission options.
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
I know, right?

Haha, yeah, I must be. ^^ I'm silly tonight.

I should, I should... but that means venturing into.... THE FORUMS. :stare:
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0hgravity Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
it is very...Pixarian (this is a term now)

silly? too much candy is my theory.

what would the knights of cashew do?
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
Yes. Yes it is. Right up there with exoticity.

Haha probably. I did have chocolate. XD

Hitch up their cookie sheet shields and get to it, I s'pose.
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0hgravity Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome :)

hehe

onward then! :cookie: for the road
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
:salute: ONWARD!
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0hgravity Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
let me know if you need any back up from the knights of...physics :iconknightplz:
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disrhythmic Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
Nights of Physics sounds like a strip club for geeks.
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