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Using found poetry, compile a "list poem" like this: To Be a Charming Female by ~CailinLiath Make it as humorous or serious, as long or as short, as you'd like. (=TwilightPoetess)
Well, that's a wrap! *SCFrankles got in the last word this time. Expect the deviation to be posted sometime tomorrow. Thanks for a smashing success! 
The story will be written in third person omniscient which allows us to be in any character's head at any time. But try not to do too much jumping as that gets confusing.
If you sit down to write a Glory Be! entry and it becomes a whole poem - AWESOME - if not, that's okay, too. You sat down and you wrote.
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Okay if you want to hear me reading some of these--and being a total giggly derp in the process--clicketh the link.
The ones with bolded numbers are my personal favorites. 
The haikufest is still going quite strong, so feel free to jump in! I'll probably keep on adding to this until it dies down--though with me and *intricately-ordinary in there... we could go on for a while. 
1.
Prompt: zombie pirates at the rodeo
cowgirls like a guy
who's after more than booty:
zombies dig brains too.
who's after more than booty:
zombies dig brains too.
2.
Prompt: Water balloon fight on the moon!
Balloons inflated!
...antigravity. Well shit--
that's disappointing.
...antigravity. Well shit--
that's disappointing.
3.
Prompt: Your haiku must also be a six word story.
Intricate numbers,
unpoetic equations--
freaking syllables.
unpoetic equations--
freaking syllables.
4.
Prompt: plastic bottles
cracklecrush--the song
of those breathless, scorching days;
cicada summers.
of those breathless, scorching days;
cicada summers.
5.
Prompt: shallow voice
voices like koi ponds--
choked with silent minnows;
too shallow for whales.
choked with silent minnows;
too shallow for whales.
6.
Prompt: Use the words 'breakneck' and 'cacophony'.
breakneck city streets
glaring red--cacophony;
this is the world's end.
glaring red--cacophony;
this is the world's end.
7.
Prompt: Your haiku must be a palindrome.
cyclical nature--
fleeting life, death. Life--fleeting
nature: cyclical.
fleeting life, death. Life--fleeting
nature: cyclical.
8.
Prompt: Something granddad would always say.
"I'll die anyway.
Why not die full and happy?"
Ninety--going strong.
Why not die full and happy?"
Ninety--going strong.
9.
Prompt:
leave me to the dust.
allow me the peace of death
among the forests.
allow me the peace of death
among the forests.
10.
Prompt: an angel's sleep
angels have nightmares.
restless sleep--all the horrors
they must watch over.
restless sleep--all the horrors
they must watch over.
11.
Prompt:
inky eyes, scarlet
lips--tongue like creeping ivy,
inescapable.
lips--tongue like creeping ivy,
inescapable.
12.
Prompt: heat
shiverhazed asphalt--
we will drive far from here, love,
chasing the summer.
we will drive far from here, love,
chasing the summer.
13.
Prompt: Use the word 'precarious.'
when we were children:
full of precarious dreams
yet never stumbling.
full of precarious dreams
yet never stumbling.
14.
Prompt: Try and tell a fairy tale.
once upon a time,
there was love and loss and pain--
happiness pulled through.
there was love and loss and pain--
happiness pulled through.
15.
Prompt:
oh, that autumn hair
and voice of October rains.
she fell with winter.
and voice of October rains.
she fell with winter.
16.
Prompt: mor(t)ality
life in sin, death at
your own hand? ah, decisions--
thank mor(t)ality.
your own hand? ah, decisions--
thank mor(t)ality.
17.
Prompt:
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let me dance with crows--
nightshade wings and starlight eyes.
sunsets surrender.
nightshade wings and starlight eyes.
sunsets surrender.
18.
Prompt: babies
soul unmaternal,
i run for the hills--offspring
are not in my cards.
i run for the hills--offspring
are not in my cards.
19.
Prompt:
watercolor love;
we bleed together--souls and
possibilities.
we bleed together--souls and
possibilities.
20.
Prompt: machinations
machinations, now--
there's a word that bothers me.
how do i pronounce?
there's a word that bothers me.
how do i pronounce?
21.
Prompt:
take me out into
the storm--i will catch you words
fit to mount on cards.
the storm--i will catch you words
fit to mount on cards.
22.
Prompt: lyrical lies
sweetheart, let me sing,
croon tales of freedom and hope--
just put on the leash.
croon tales of freedom and hope--
just put on the leash.
23.
Prompt:
horror flick swingset--
the truth is: the lack of life
is most heartwrenching.
the truth is: the lack of life
is most heartwrenching.
24.
Prompt: weathered
boulders stand stoic
but the winds are more clever.
slow decay, and sand.
but the winds are more clever.
slow decay, and sand.
25. (ohmyfreakinggodiwrote25poemstodaywhatthehell)
Prompt:
the world from a nest:
there's suffering still, but here,
here, i am quite safe.
there's suffering still, but here,
here, i am quite safe.
26.
Prompt: eye candy
dyed locks like skittles
blue crush eyes and cherry lips--
ocular sweet tooth
blue crush eyes and cherry lips--
ocular sweet tooth
27.
Prompt:
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here's the lucky bird.
cloth flowers won't decay, and
don't need compassion.
cloth flowers won't decay, and
don't need compassion.
28.
Prompt: Use 'liquor' and 'lacquer'.
liquor, lacquer fumes,
and leather--mechanics' shops:
fuel for racecar dreams.
and leather--mechanics' shops:
fuel for racecar dreams.
29.
Prompt: dancing praying mantis
the most pious bug
has Broadway dreams--just some jazz
and moth-proof spotlight.
has Broadway dreams--just some jazz
and moth-proof spotlight.
30.
Prompt:
hush, the sky's on fire--
the sea rages, but the fleet
is on its way home.
the sea rages, but the fleet
is on its way home.
31.
Prompt: cleansed
rain will wash you clean
so ditch umbrellas. enjoy
the cool purity.
so ditch umbrellas. enjoy
the cool purity.
32.
Prompt: tarantula legs
spiderling scurries
eliciting frantic squeals--
what an ego trip!
eliciting frantic squeals--
what an ego trip!
33.
Prompt:
by night, the koi fish
dance: fluidity and poise--
wetscaled acrobats.
dance: fluidity and poise--
wetscaled acrobats.
34.
Prompt:
the majestic pear.
oh, what the hell--you have teeth.
that's terrifying.
oh, what the hell--you have teeth.
that's terrifying.
35.
Prompt: comedic opening
"So did you hear the
one about megaphones--" Yoink.
No mercy for puns.
one about megaphones--" Yoink.
No mercy for puns.
36.
Prompt: internet gaming
Profanity from
twelve-year-olds. Some people should
just turn off their mics.
twelve-year-olds. Some people should
just turn off their mics.
37.
Prompt:
graffiti girl, you
are city beautiful--sharp
eyes and sharper tongue.
are city beautiful--sharp
eyes and sharper tongue.
38.
Prompt: porcelain truth
wild night, crap morning.
hunched in the bathroom, vowing:
no more tequila.
hunched in the bathroom, vowing:
no more tequila.
39.
Prompt: selfish offerings
Here, have this sweater!
Winter's coming... no, keep it--
mustard's your color.
Winter's coming... no, keep it--
mustard's your color.
40.
Prompt:
foundations anchor,
but the columns bear the weight.
my spine is fragile.
41.
Prompt: shortbread
a gnome's morning meal:
shortbread. and no--he does not
care for puns, thank you.
shortbread. and no--he does not
care for puns, thank you.
42.
Prompt: aging in reverse
poor Benjamin, cursed
with a life in reverse--death
in cradle, not hearse.
with a life in reverse--death
in cradle, not hearse.
43.
Prompt:
my soul from stranger
lands--my heart bared [for a ghost].
where is my ending?
lands--my heart bared [for a ghost].
where is my ending?
44.
Prompt:
can't write something deep.
lyrics called out to me: Muse.
am now fangirling.
lyrics called out to me: Muse.
am now fangirling.
45.
Prompt: NicSwaner himself.
weaver of words, please
forgive the haiku-crazed dork
that forum-flooded.
forgive the haiku-crazed dork
that forum-flooded.
46.
Prompt: 95%
so damn close, but that's
nothing to brag about when
crash-testing Kevlar.
nothing to brag about when
crash-testing Kevlar.
47.
Prompt:
thigh-high-slit skirt and
rakish corset, Miss Mouse puts
the 'rat' in 'pirate.'
rakish corset, Miss Mouse puts
the 'rat' in 'pirate.'
(I swear to god *intricately-ordinary is trying to kill me.)
48.
Prompt: sleeping late
light sleeper--except
Saturday morning. what sun?
i've slept through earthquakes.
Saturday morning. what sun?
i've slept through earthquakes.
49.
Prompt: your biggest fear
i can handle gore.
blood and guts? no problem. just
ditch the damn mirrors.
blood and guts? no problem. just
ditch the damn mirrors.
50.
Prompt: disturbia
welcome, new neighbor!
don't mind the late-night noises--
just... vermin control.
don't mind the late-night noises--
just... vermin control.
51.
Prompt:
starburst--i decay
before your eyes. fret not: it's
only just begun.
before your eyes. fret not: it's
only just begun.
52.
Prompt: circles
screw conformity--
i wander in squares because
fun's 'round the corner.
i wander in squares because
fun's 'round the corner.
Day Two Haiku
53.
Prompt: fighting nature
your feeble struggles--
nature pats you on the head;
she's used to tantrums.
nature pats you on the head;
she's used to tantrums.
54.
Prompt: a man with crazy hair
not slovenly, just
the scalp of a man with big
things to think about.
the scalp of a man with big
things to think about.
55.
Prompt: annoying fire alarm
stop reminding me
of my baking issues, yeah?
i'm taking lessons!
of my baking issues, yeah?
i'm taking lessons!
56.
Prompt: edging
Momma said 'never
break the rules,' but she never
outlawed bending them.
break the rules,' but she never
outlawed bending them.
57.
Prompt:
juddering flightpath,
i am no blazing phoenix.
the wind's against me.
i am no blazing phoenix.
the wind's against me.
58.
Prompt: life without you
nights are so quiet,
thrumming with the lack of you.
where'd you take my heart?
thrumming with the lack of you.
where'd you take my heart?
59.
Prompt: cotton candy
first glorious bite
cedes to disappointment--just
a big ball of air.
cedes to disappointment--just
a big ball of air.
60.
Prompt: after dark
reflecting moonshine,
dewdrops shine amongst the grass;
the Moth Ball begins.
dewdrops shine amongst the grass;
the Moth Ball begins.
61.
Prompt:
pent up, she watches.
someday seas will overflow--
freedom will follow.
someday seas will overflow--
freedom will follow.
62.
Prompt: deer
bleak mortality--
antlered skull rests quietly
on the riverbank.
antlered skull rests quietly
on the riverbank.
63.
Prompt:
voices like matchbooks,
they whisper and promise warmth--
hungry firegirls.
they whisper and promise warmth--
hungry firegirls.
I love writing haiku's, so you, me and *intricately-ordinary will keep it going FOREVER.
FOREVERRRRRRR.
Life in more Beautiful Ways
than I ever could
{I suck, but even your "worst" (for lack of a better term) Haikus up there far outclass anything I'm capable of}
As I've stated previously, My best work was a lame limerick about Lime Jell-O